Let's Be Honest

"Matt, what are we going to do? The recent news about the effects of our factor has scarred our reputation." "You're not listening to me, Bill. In order to maximize our profits, there is absolutely no way to circumvent the byproducts of the plant. We can't afford to reduce production because if we do so, someone else take advantage of the market." Across the world, the debate over global warming has only heated up. On one side you have the unbelievers who say that global warming is just a hoax, made up by Al Gore to win the 2000 election. On the other side you have the "worshippers" of the environment who scoff at "making another baby" because "they're everywhere these days". However, similar to pretty much everything else in the world, moderation is key. Take water for example. Water intoxication, the over-consumption of water, can lead to death just as easily as dehydration will. Finding a balance ensures that extreme...

The spirit of Christmas brings the best out of people. Contrasted to the uncharacteristically American work done from January to November, during the month of December, we become the most determined and efficient humans that ever existed, stopping for no man. When the stores open, only those with great sacrifice will prevail victorious. Fighting occurs quite often around the country in malls full of unnecessary, yet essential items.  It is only the most fitting test of courage, proving to the world that life truly exists to give presents. The giver feels a sense of accomplishment for waiting in line for two hours to buy a pair of socks. Similarly, the recipient is overjoyed, thankful for another worthless, yet imperative gift that will almost undoubtedly be taken to Salvation Army next year. As we gather with our families, sharing precious time together, it becomes apparent that the only thought on our minds are those presents: the ones that are beautifully wrapped and carefully a...